There is a Great Rumble in Frederick MD. today!

The good people of Frederick, Maryland are experiencing a tremendous earthquake. The epicenter of this earthquake is Mount Olivet Cemetery, the resting place of Francis Scott Key, the author of The Star Spangled Banner, our National Anthem.

The rumble is because Ol' Francis is turning over in his grave!

The National Anthem is our sacred song.

NO, I DID NOT SAY EL HIMNO NACIONAL DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS!

The recent effort to make the Spanish version of the National Anthem accepted in mainstream America is frankly, a load of crap! It is nothing more than the audio equivalent of illegal aliens displaying Mexican flags in protest for rights that only citizens of this country desrve.

WAKE UP AMERICA!

MR. PRESIDENT, BUILD THE WALL. NOW!