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In this country we have the VFW, The American Legion, The Elks, Rotary and various other types of service organizations. In Iran, they have the Committee for the Commemoration of Martyrs of the Global Islamic Campaign.

The latest mission of this organization is to recruit suicide bombers to be used against the United States, Great Britian and other Western Allies. According to Reuters News, they actually had a recent recruiting drive!

Imagine the advertising copy on the recruiting brochures and the radio and television advertising spots. "Score one against the Great Satan, then score with 77 virgins" would probably be popular. Or how about this one..."Do something zany, blow up Americans for Khomeini".

How many Iranians are already in this country that are symphatethic to this barbaric type of thinking? Is it the friendly college student, the clerk at the local Quicky Mart, or one that might be the bartender at your local nightclub.

If the Iranians believe this type of activity is legitimate and things start blowing up in America, I vote we give them a demonstration of what nuclear power is all about!